A Pleasant Memory, All Things Considered

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."
-Howard Phillips Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

Green Eagle remembers. Oh, yes he does.

If you wonder why Green Eagle spent so much time mocking the open carry demonstrators, it is because Green Eagle remembers from months ago what everyone else has forgotten. He remembers when the organizers of this armed march on Washington predicted that a MILLION PEOPLE would show up with their guns.

How many did they get? 75 who brought their guns to Virginia and another 200 who left their guns at home and only brought their stupidity to Washington. That's 275, or .000275%. In other words, they got less than 1/3000th of their projected turnout.

This may be the worst failure of a national demonstration in the history of the world. I could get more people than that to show up for a demonstration against Cthulhu himself. Now, a demonstration for Cthulhu...probably only about 275 would show up for that. Mostly the same ones who came to the open carry thing.

There is not enough ridicule on earth for these guys.

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